November 2011
“If only I would have checked myself”
– guy who wrecked himself (via loveyourchaos)
Stalking someone's facebook and accidentally...
wowfunniestposts:
zooeyclairedeschanel:
if the world ends in 2012, how have the jonas brothers been to the year 3000??
use some common sense here morons
Anonymous asked: hi nice blog =D whats your name and where you are from?
b4tmatt:
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you....
My boyfriend does this adorable thing where he...
fightingtheseas:
i hate when someone is pretty and also funny like stop that you only get one
reblog if you wanna cuddle with someone right now....
